During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts out what kind of damn fly is that anyhow. The traffic offender replies, "that's a circle fly". The officer replies that he's never heard of a "circle fly". The offender replies circle flies are usually found circling around a horses a s s. Enraged, the police officer says, "are you calling me a horses a s s?", to which the traffic offender replied, "no sir, but you can't fool a circle fly.
