Accused of passing gas, man charged with battery

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:10 pm

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
A person of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint,edit smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.
As the Patrolman prepared the machine,edit scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.
Someone according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with the Patrolman.
He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
The Farter acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.
He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.
Someone said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.
"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."

OOOPS!! Embarassed

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:31 pm

Children! if you don't stop fighting,I'm going to send you to your room's. I don't care who started it, just stop. Rolling Eyes